Tony Rubino's living the life the rest of us dream about.
He's the guy who can meet a girl at the mall and have her blowing him in the front seat of his car within an hour. He's the guy who can get two women to come to his house and get them out of their panties in less time than it takes to smoke a cigarette. He's the Pick Up Artist, the guy with the requisite skills to get a woman to go from "Hi, My name is..." to "Oh, I'm cumming!"; with ease.
"So I was standing outside a mall," Tony says. "This girl comes out, and she makes a phone call. She's real cute with dark hair. I love dark-haired girls. Nice body, too. Real big tits. "So I approach her and say, ';How are you doing?' We start talking about things, and we're just standing there talking for about a half-hour. Finally, she says, 'Oh, I'm waiting for my ride, but I don't think they're going to come.' So I say, "Well, do you need a ride? Let me give you a ride. It's no problem.' "She gets in the car and we start driving. I say to her, 'Wow, you've got a great body.' She had really big tits, did I mention that? I mean, real nice big tits. She's wearing a low-cut shirt, too. So I say, 'Wow, you've got some nice titties!' I just wanted to see her reaction. She's like, 'Yeah, you like them?' I said that I did and asked if I could touch them. She said, 'Yeah, go ahead.' "Then she kept asking me, 'What do you want to get into?' I'm still feeling her titties, and then she says, 'Oh, make a right here.' "So I make the right, and there's a park right there. We pull over to the parking lot. She starts kissing on my neck, and I start kissing on hers. I pull down the top of her shirt and I start sucking on her tits. Then I reach down and unzip my pants, and she goes right for it. She's digging in there like there was a pot of gold there! I got head right there in the front seat of my car while we're parked out in front of the park. Then I dropped her off. Never saw her again. Don't remember her name."
