"I am 20 years old, I live in Las Vegas and I am a cam model," said Felicia Clover, a stunner who has the tits to be a star in Voluptuous magazine and the ass to be a star in BootyLicious. "I have a golden retriever who is the love of my life. I really like doing outdoorsy stuff, so since Vegas is so hot, I like to go swimming a lot. And sometimes I have sex while driving or when I am at the movies. I am a nice bad girl."
Okay, so let's start with sex in the movie theater.
"First of all, we find a movie theater that is really empty," she said. "Then we sneak in after the movie starts so that people are not paying attention to us. And then I have cowgirl sex in the chair. You know, bouncing up and down on the dick. But we have to be very, very, very quiet."
And as for while driving, which sounds a lot trickier...
"Well, first you find a deserted road. The more deserted, the better so you don't run into anyone. Then I have the guy lay down in the driver's seat and he puts his foot on the gas. Then I sit on his dick, reverse, and do all the steering while we have sex. I totally suggest that people try it!"
Fine, but can we try it with you, Felicia?