"In our flat, I have this corner in front of the mirror where I dance to '80s music for a half-hour every day," said Cristiana. "It's a super way to keep fit, and if my bloke complains about the noise, I just ask him if he wants me to be fit for shagging. That always shuts him up because he reckons I'm the most nimble girl he's ever shagged. I always wear him out when we go at it. I like to try all sorts of positions all over the flat, and some of them are really tiring, I realize. But he always gets his fill of my twat and my bum."