Minka Is Funny, But There's Nothing Funny About Minka Fucking
Elliot James just said to me that Minka is "the funniest SCORE model ever." People usually don't think of Minka as being funny because her tits are so huge and her XXX scenes, like this one, are such high-energy sex affairs. It opens with Minka on her knees, wearing a mega-bra, sucking on a guy's knob. There's nothing funny about that. Nothing funny about the way she tongues his shaft and balls and tit-fucks his cock up her ultra-tight pussy (and ultra-small, as she has informed us on many occasions), either. But Minka really is pretty funny.
The first time I met her was in Key Largo, Florida in 2001 during the shooting of Mega-Boob Olympics. I had been dispatched on-assignment to do video interviews with all the girls on that shoot, and the one I was most-nervous about interviewing was Minka. It wasn't just that she had achieved legendary big-boob status by that time. I was nervous about being able to communicate with her because of her strong Korean accent.
Well, as far as "Minka the Legend" is concerned, I was able to put my fears of her being a prima donna to rest moments after I walked into the beach house where Mega-Boob was shot. Minka did not assert her celebrity status at all. Far from it. She helped prepare meals, cleaned up after herself, made midnight snacks for the other girls and became the caretaker for a little kitten that Sue Fox, SCORE Chief John Fox's wife, had brought along.
As for the interview, my biggest problem wasn't being able to communicate with Minka. My biggest problem was keeping the interview down to a manageable length because she could have gone on forever. From the start--mostly off-camera--she kept asking Peter, the cameraman, if he wanted to fuck her and if he was horny for her. Peter couldn't stop laughing, and neither could Minka. Then she started talking about how she had "the nipple No. 1." The nipple No. 1? She meant the best nipples in the world. And then she gave a demonstration of her phone-sex skills, even doing some side-splitting imitations of the way guys would talk to her on the phone.
"They say, 'Minka, I'm gonna fuck you. Open your pussy doors!' And then I fuck, and then I suck cock," Minka explained. Somehow, she got her point across.
