If you're looking at these pictures of May, a 47-year-old divorce from Bournemouth, England, and wondering, "What kind of slut dresses this way?" she has an answer for you. A very straight-to-the-point answer. "What kind of slut dresses this way?" she asked. "A slut who was never a slut before. A slut who spent 20 years in a sexless marriage--the last 12 years of it, at least--and now is finally having some fun. A slut who discovered much too late that her hubby would rather wank than fuck. A slut who's finally finding out how to have some fun," she explained. "And, by the way, what makes you think I'm a slut?" May laughed when she said that. She's been laughing a lot these days, ever since about a year ago, when her marriage of 20 years came to an end. She estimates that on the day she walked out on her husband, she hadn't fucked or sucked cock in nearly 14 months. "We didn't even do the obligatory birthday fuck anymore," she said. She's happy to report that in the last 12 months, she's fucked more than she had in the previous 20 combined. And that's why May is a happy, laughing...slut?